December 2009
“Me: we should name the bird Twitter.
Mom: isnt that some kinda porn website?”
– Crazy Things Parents Say - I had to post this
“I and the public know
What all schoolchildren learn,
Those to whom evil is...”
– w. h. auden
http://www.picshag.com/show.php?f=pics/102009/look-... →
“Working At American Apparel Is All It’s Coked Up To Be”
– Working At American Apparel Is All It’s Coked Up To Be - Consumerist - Jezebel
you know what was the coolest idea ever back when i was little? trap doors
its not that i want to go back intime to when i was a child.
its not that i want to fall back into the body i once had.
its not that i want to forget the knowledge i now have.
its not that i feel that the life i live is not worth living.
its not that i feel the people i love are not worth loving.
but something needs to change. what ever happened to purity, what ever happened to morality, what...
merry christmas
snow drifts and mountains of unwrapped wrapping paper, boxes and tape.
the dogs jump through both so playfully.
“ I want to get a bumper sticker that says “Honk if you think I am doing an...”
– QDB: Quote #16372
walmart
i went to walmart to day, there are a few things i find wrong with walmart but i had to go none the less because my aunt wanted a gift card from there for xmas
the parking is horrible, as if people just threw their cars out onto the lot like scrabble tiles. no triple letter score, and no you dont get points for misspelled words.
i was walking into walmart through the enter doors, and everyone...
finals
i woke up early and put on some clothes. went outside and started my car. the door was stuck from all the ice.
the drive to class was slow and hard. the roads werent as clear as they should have been.
i get to class a bit early and sell my books 47.50…. that will be nice for the trip
the philosophy test went well, i was the second one done.
i shook the proff’s hand and said thanks....
snow
my car doesnt handle very well in the snow, case and point: turning. i hit a light rail very lightly today on my way home from work.
you might be asking yourself about the quote i just posted. well its from one of the drivers at work. he says some pretty funny shit but that one just stuck in my mind because it was so very perverted. he is about four feet nine inches black with thick black...
“i would eat the corn out of beyonce’s shit”
– daniel the driver
Mr. Blue: I went through her Facebook photos, tagging her crotch with my name.
Mr. Blue: 357 photos, dude.
Mr. Pink: You…
Mr. Pink: …that’s…
Mr. Pink: Fuck.
the people i saw today
first there was goth face, a six foot tall monster… in shorts. his nose was pierced about five times and if you are asking yourself how he did it, well i wonder that too. he was smoking a cigarette outside of the cc.
there was fat ass manga girl who is in my lit class, she is about (no joke) three feet wide. she can lay down on a foot ball feild and they could use her to be the line...
The things I see at maple woods astound me.
an open letter to people that sit in back of me
dear people that sit in back of me,
I love to stretch out, and i know you do too but just don’t do it to the point of kicking my heals, its very annoying. If i sit back in my chair i should not be able to feel you breathing on my neck. if you drop your pencil i would be happy to pick it up for you. so don’t feel the need to move my desk with me in it to get your writing utensil, i...
